Fat guru syndrome

This is the whole problem, while the GBC gurus were eating giant feasts, the children in their gurukulas were being starved, beaten and molested. That is why I had to help them sue the GBC in DALLAS for $400,000,000, and we won, the judge was disgusted to hear how these gurus were eating like hogs while many of the children in their "loving care" were skinny and had stunted growth from malnutrition, and they were being beaten and molested on top of being starved. Jayapataka (above) had a stroke because he was eating like a giant hog so much he weighed as much as two elephants. Umapati (below) was suspended for "homosexual aggression on disciples," however folks tell me he went back to China and said he is still the guru there because, gurus cannot be suspended? ys pd