I really hate the ritviks (Mahasana dasa)

BY: Mahasana dasa

I really hate the ritviks
they’re such a nasty lot
they say that Prabhupada’s the guru and that I am not
I really hate the ritviks
from deep within my heart
they say that Prabhupada’s the guru and they should be shot

I really hate the ritviks
they fill me full of rage
why can’t they let me be the guru and just turn the page?
if Prabhupada’s the guru
and Prabhupada is gone
I’ll never be the guru even if I am reborn

I really hate the ritviks
they make me want to spit
they make me want to ring their necks and throw them in a pit
I wish I had some big boots
and they were little ants
I’d stomp on every one of them especially Krishnakant

I really hate the ritviks
it goes beyond compare
they’re always quoting Prabhupada like I could really care
it’s simple for the simple
and crooked for the dense
the ritviks are in maya ’cause they’re living in past tense

I really hate the ritviks
I hate them thru and thru
they’re worse than Hiranyaksa and Hiranyakasipu
they’re worse than Bible thumpers
you meet out in the street
they’re worse than how the temple smells when guests don’t wash their feet