Friday, August 31, 2018

Bogus ISKCON leaders discover more unknown guru species!

This video is a hoot!

New species of GBC guru currently discovered: 
The "not accepting disciples" species.

PADA's "new guru species" discovery project.

[PADA: The list of previously unidentified GBC guru species keeps growing. We have previously had: 

The 2/3's show of hands voted in guru; 

The machine gun guru; 
The condom recommending guru; 
The illicit sex with men, women and children guru; 
The Vodka guru; 
The chicken salad guru; 
The porno swami guru;
The pro-women guru -- guru;
The anti-women guru -- guru;
The "there are no Indian bodied gurus, so lets make us Indian bodies folks into gurus -- guru;
The sex with taxi drivers guru;
The reinstators of the sex with taxi drivers guru;
Those gurus "voted in" when sex with taxi drivers was reinstated;
The Tibetan Book of The Dead reading guru;
The Sun King / Golden toilet fixtures guru;
The Cadillac / Volvo/ Town Car / Mercedes guru;
The LSD guru;
The decapitated for having sex with followers guru;
The dating minor aged female gurukula student guru;
The arrested for counterfeit money guru;
The arrested for fraud guru;
The arrested for shooting at occupied buildings guru;
The implicated in murders of dissenters guru;
The Brooklyn temple thieves program guru;
The book changer guru;
The drug rehab guru;
The percodan guru;
The Reno Hotel "good customer" guru;
The Gaudiya Matha loving guru;
The gopi rasika Narayan Maharaja club guru;
The sahajiya babaji club guru;
The Star Wars movie loving guru;
The bankrupting ISKCON by enabling molesting guru;
The burying sexual predators in samadhis guru;
The 50 man committee guru reform voted in gurus;
The Shastric Advisor Committee (SAC) managed guru; 
The guru whose life we saved when we stopped the husband who wanted to blow the guru's head off, for having an affair with his wife; 

AND SO ON, there are are thousands of more new species here, ad infinitum! 

And NONE of these previously unknown guru species are found in Srila Prabhupada's books! And now we have, the "not accepting disciples" guru(s). OK what is that exactly? Apparently, its a scam so these people can still accept "donations from disciples" even after they have left the official GBC guru process. Yes, even after your guru ker-bloops back into the material world, he can still get money from disciples because, ok did we forget to mention this is a GURU BUSINESS! 

And recently some of Gunagrahi's folks were "asking for donations" and, wait a minute, isn't he the former porno watching "parampara guru" swami? After taking the position that gurus in Krishna's parampara are maybe PORN ADDICTS, why would we still have this guy around, anywhere? Ooops, he is still on the guru list? He is still on Krishna's successor guru list, despite its well known he is a fallen conditioned soul?

Is this just like Satsvarupa was advertised by one of his followers as: 

"Guru emeritus." 

Emeritus: (of the former holder of an office, especially a college professor) having retired but allowed to retain their title as an honor. "Emeritus professor of microbiology." Right, but a retired Professor is a person who did the job properly, therefore he still deserves the title of respect? These deviated people promoted themselves as KRISHNA'S GURU SUCCESSORS, and they still deserve that title, after all of the banning, beating, molesting, lawsuits and murders their program generated?  

Yep, Gunagrahi is still one of the good ole boys!  

And while Gunagrahi and his pal Mahatma das (GBC guru) have been sitting around saying porno swamis are sometimes in the parampara, meanwhile "dissenters" (like us) are being banned, beaten and killed. And children are being abused, and there are various lawsuits, bad media, and so many other problems cropping up left, right and center, we cannot list them herein. So, the people who created this odious imbroglio are on some sort of permanent retirement payroll benefits system, complete with STILL HOLDING the titles of God's successor gurus and messiahs, like a retired congressman can still be addressed with that title? 

OK except, the congressman did something beneficial to get rewarded, whereas these guys ruined ISKCON and bankrupted it, then -- they still get a big title, and financial benefits reward? Wow! They get to keep the title of parampara member / guru? Why! We cannot even print the cursing that various of the victims, like some ex-gurukulis, have had to say about these guru guys, who were eating giant feasts while these children were being fed rotten oatmeal etc.

Let me eat! OK fine! Oooops!
What happened to the kids eating program? 

How can Gunagrahi still be a guru, albeit a not currently initiating guru, when he was watching porno while in the guru post? And how can we juxtapose "watching porno" -- and "guru," in any case? And! Are we telling children that: (A) the guru is God's pure successor and (B) God's guru successors are sometimes found to be watching porno? And he is still a guru now, its just that he is "not a currently initiating" guru"? Of course HANUMAN CROATIA's guru BVKS is "a member in good standing" in the porno swami guru parampara! His guru is a certified / voted in / member of that group. 

What! Gunagrahi is a deviant, but still a link in the guru chain going back to Krishna,  he is just not currently initiating? Why would we be telling children that God's guru successors are sometimes watching porno, at all? And Satsvarupa is still a guru, just a retired guru?

What planet is being shown in Satsvarupa's art? 

Sorry, this art is not the work of "a resident of Vaikuntha" (!)

[PADA: And, why does Srila Prabhupada say we neophytes cannot become diksha gurus and absorb sins, in any event? That would mean none of these people should be on any diksha guru list, period. 

Mukunda Goswami, messiah emeritus

Wait a minute? Didn't Nandini say Mukunda swami was covering up all sorts of complaints that came into his "ISKCON World Review"?, -- which in turn lead to all sorts of deviations if not crimes to flood ISKCON? And according to Nandini, the reason he covered things up is, "I have a career to protect." And so now he has been given an apparently unlimited medical and care treatment expense account, because we need to reward the people who co-created the deviant's infrastructure? And we need to give Gunagrahi, Jayapataka, and similar other leaders of the deviant guru process -- medical and care expense accounts too? 

And lets not forget we need to care for many other leaders of the molester messiah's program like Bhavananda, Hari Sauri and similar others? And since Lokanath was caught abusing a young girl, he too is on the list of "Krishna's guru successors"? And many of these folks are gurus because, they had to be collectively sued for $400,000,000 for orchestrating mass child abuse?

Yes, we leaders (either individually or collectively) covered up the process of banning, beating, molesting, suing, murder of dissenters -- and unlimited other crimes, so we could later on milk the society for our personal retirement expense? Yep! And that proves -- I am God's successor, emeritus. Really! This is all word jugglery meant to keep the regime afloat, that's all. Hee hee. ys pd]  

List of Initiating Gurus in ISKCON

Atmanivedana Swami
Bhaktivaibhava Swami
Bhakti Bhrnga Govinda Swami
Bhakti Caitanya Swami
Bhakti Charu Swami
Bhakti Dhira Damodara Swami
Bhakti Gaurava Narayan Swami
Bhakti Gauravani Goswami
Bhakti Raghava Swami
Bhakti Sundar Goswami
Bhakti Vijnana Goswami
Bhakti Vikasa Swami
Bhaktivyasa Tirtha Swami
Bhakti VV Narasimha Swami
Bhakti-bhusana Swami
Bhaktimarga Swami
Bhurijana dasa
Bir Krsna dasa Goswami
Caitanya Candra dasa
Caitanya Candra Caran dasa
Candra Mukha Swami
Candramauli Swami
Caru dasa
Danavir Goswami
Devamrita Swami
Dhanvantari Swami
Dhirasanta Das Goswami
Drutakarma Das
Giridhari Swami
Giriraja Swami
Gopaswami Das
Gopal Krsna Goswami
Guru Prasad Swami
Hanumatpresaka Swami
Hrdayananda dasa Goswami
Indradyumna Swami
Janananda dasa Goswami
Jayapataka Swami
Jivananda Das
Kadamba Kanana Swami
Kalakantha Das
Kavicandra Swami
Kesava Bharati dasa Goswami
Kratu dasa
Kripamoya Das
Krsna Ksetra Swami
Lokanath Swami
Madhu Sevita dasa
Mahaman Das
Mahatma Das
Mahavisnu Swami
Manonatha Das
Matsya Avatara dasa
Medhavi Das
Nanda Kumar Das
Narahari Das
Navayogendra Swami
Niranjana Swami
Partha Sarathi dasa Goswami
Prahladananda Swami
Purushatraya Swami
Radha Govinda Swami
Radhanath Swami
Rama Govinda Swami
Ravindra Svarupa dasa
Romapada Swami
Rtadhvaja Swami
Sacinandana Swami
Samik Rsi Das
Sankarsana dasa
Satyadeva dasa
Sivarama Swami
Smita Krsna Swami
Subhaga Swami
Suresvara Das
Trivikrama Swami
Vaisesika Das
Varsana Swami
Vedavyasapriya Swami
Virabahu dasa

This list only gives the names of gurus currently approved and accepting disciples, but aspiring disciples are not limited to this list in their search for a guru. Devotees in ISKCON are free to approach any ISKCON devotee in good standing for initiation, whether or not they are on this list, with the following provisos:

1) If the prospective guru is a disciple of Srila Prabhupada or a departed guru and has not gone through the approval process, that prospective guru should go through the nomination process to accept disciples.

2) If the prospective guru is a disciple of a living guru, that prospective guru must obtain permission from his guru to initiate, and then go through the regular nomination process.

Not accepting disciples:

Bhaktividya Purna Swami
Bhakti Visrambha Madhava Swami
Bhanu Swami
Ganapati Swami
Gunagrahi Das Goswami
Jayadvaita Swami
Mukunda Goswami
Satsvarupa Das Goswami
Vegavan dasa

Rupanuga was another one of the 1986 guru reformers. Wow, he thinks the guru is a deviant / criminal who needs to go to reform school / jail! Yep, and who is going to fix Krishna's shaksat hari tvena messiahs when they break down into illicit sex with men, women and children, or crimes? We know! Mr. Rupanuga and his mobile guru fix-it mechanic's shop!




  1. KK Das: As per the ISKCON DISCIPLES COURSE, devotees of ISKCON must not publicize a particular Guru etc. This has created and is creating fragments within the ISKCON. It's best to Glorify Prabhupada who owes the true credit of glorification as a whole afterall the present Gurus are just connecting us to Prabhupada.

    [PADA: That would be a good start. ys pd]

  2. FW: I experienced some deep disappointment when I came online with many devotees (like yourself) to discover the truth about the perversions going on inside Iskcon. Makes it easy to ‘throw the baby out with the bath water’ but keeping in mind that we are a collective consciousness as well as individual, there is an obligation to try to help humanity out of this dismal experience of embodiment what SP called a "bad bargain." I certainly will not lead anyone else to look at Iskcon for spiritual guidance at this juncture, in its present deteriorated condition, but there is not a better belief system in this world than the one presented by Krsna theology. I do not know what Krsna will do to set Iskcon straight again, maybe like a drunk has to get to the bottom of the barrel before he seeks help, but I truly feel, in my naive little heart, that He will save it eventually.

    [PADA: Yep, sentiment shared by many. ys pd]

  3. KD: Krishna is the adi guru and adi purusha. Well prabhupada is exceptional in all respects. He is shaktyavesha avatar who is predicted in the caitanya charitamrta and other scriptures. So he is not ordinary. His instructions are not ordinary. Prabhupada has given us the mango to eat. No need to count the number of trees etc. Just accept it as it is without any alteration. That is our success or else we will become puffed up and ambitious to go after money and fame which is happening at the current day inside iskcon managers. Anyways all glories to Srila Prabhupada.

  4. PS: Thank you for clearing the doubts that had been disturbing my thoughts for a few decades. Yes prabhuji I also noticed that Srila Prabhupda was 100% devoted and full of knowledge. My humble obeisances to you all.


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