How to become poisonous zombie in three easy steps (Hanuman das Croatia)

How to become poisonous zombie in three easy steps

By Hanuman das article, Srila Prabhupada poisoning

Ok, we had Srila Prabhupada appearance day two days ago, which was celebrated in all ISKCON centers. That would be the best present to give to Srila Prabhupada in 2019? Well, maybe we should become a little bit honest and reveal to the world the guys who poisoned him.

Well, how can I be sure that Srila Prabhupada was poisoned? I just look at the huge amount of evidence. Poison whispers for example, which were analyzed by professional studios. And then, Srila Prabhupada himself mentioning that he was poisoned, and then 13 seconds long silence, and then his cooks were not replaced. Then, hair analysis which proves huge cadmium levels.

What really worries me that these huge amounts of evidence were provided. Although not likely, it is possible that at least some of this evidence could be fabricated. But, look at the ISKCON reaction, they didn’t do their own tests to try to disprove these accusations. Well, if GBC really cared about Srila Prabhupada, they could have done their own hair tests. But they never did it. I wonder why. That would be the best way to disprove Nityananda’s “offenses”.

And what really convinced me was Tamal Krishna’s mp3 records where he said that Srila Prabhupada told him “to give him some medicine which would help him disappear”. That is for me personally most convincing evidence that Tamala Krishna Goswami actually poisoned Srila Prabhupada.

First of all, Srila Prabhupada was never suicidal, he was always leaving everything up to Krishna. He was completely dependent on Krishna. Anybody who regularly reads Srila Prabhupada’s books can easily understand that. And for leaving the body, he never used the term “disappear”. And of course, nobody except Tamala Krishna ever heard that “famous” statement by Srila Prabhupada. 

In other words, Tamala Krishna was on this tape building the backup exit strategy in case he was discovered. He would simply show this tape and said “I poisoned Srila Prabhupada because he wanted me to do it.”

But, the strangest thing of all, is that Hari Sauri prabhu still has the hair samples and Srila Prabhupada’s tooth. So, GBC and ISKCON senior members could easily defeat poison theory proponents by simply testing the samples. But they are not doing that, I don’t understand why. Maybe because they are afraid of what those results would show?

Anyway, in any normal society, curious members who care for Srila Prabhupada would be knocking on Hari Sauri’s door day and night and beg him to test those samples. But nobody is knocking. And therefore I say, ISKCON is full of poisonous zombies who have no brain.

I mean, if Srila Prabhupada was poisoned, that is ok as long as it was done by pure devotees, right? 

ISKCON’s defense

So, surely GBC body members know about the poisoning of Srila Prabhupada because they were the ones who prevented any investigation attempts. As one devotee explained to me, their line of thought is that if they would reveal this to the world, ISKCON would probably fall apart, and some people could even be killed. Like maybe Bhavananda ji who was giggling during Srila Prabhupada’s last days.

So, “to keep society in one piece, to save some devotees of being killed, we are keeping Srila Prabhupada poisoning as a secret.” I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard this retarded way of thinking. First of all, anybody who is covering up Srila Prabhupada’s poisoning is an accomplice. If you are a killer, or you protect a killer by staying silent, you will never get the mercy of Krishna, that is sure.

Also, being in a movement where leaders killed founder acarya is not a good idea. And leaders being silent and stopping all investigations is definite proof that they have something to hide. Do we see a lot of debates on this issue amongst senior ISKCON members? No, we don’t see any debates. After all, if Srila Prabhupada was poisoned, he was not poisoned by materialists, he was poisoned by his loving disciples, which is ok, it’s kind of Lila.

Therefore, Indian ISKCON is fighting the GBC on the female diksa guru issue, but they don’t care about poisoning issue which looks very suspicious. I am not so much interested in female diksa guru issue. I am interested if I can poison a female diksa guru. I mean that would be cool. Poisoning of gurus is ISKCON’s national sport, otherwise, we would see a huge line in front of Hari Sauri’s door.

I have many readers from Mayapur, if you see a big line of devotees in front of Hari Sauri’s apartment, please let me know. If you don’t see a line, then you can know that you are living in poisonous zombie society.

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[PADA: Very good. Yes, many times devotees have been discussing very mundane things -- and issues that are of no actual relevance to fixing ISKCON, never mind usually avoiding the main problems -- the bogus guru issue, the book changes issue, the molesting and abuse issue, the poison issue and so on. I was discussing this with some ex-kuli types a little while ago -- and they were saying that most of the time "ISKCON devotees" are discussing almost anything BUT a realistic plan of fixing ISKCON (and especially making a plan to re-integrate us, the alienated ex-kulis).  

And they said, that is why ISKCON is such a mess, most members are not really interested in how their religion functions, or if it is functioning at all. At least Bhakti Vikas swami admits -- complaints to the GBC are not going to be dealt with because their "justice department" is a dysfunctioning mess. Of course its a dysfunctioning mess because BVKS made a bunch of bogus messiahs who think they are talking to God, so why do they need to talk to us microscopic peons?  

BVKS is creating many imperious rulers and mad king emperors by rubber stamping conditioned souls as God's living representatives on earth. God's living spokesmen need not consult with anyone, they are above all the laws. OK maybe.

One of these ex-kulis said --some years ago, he was trying to tell various "adult" devotees at an ISKCON festival about some of the problems going on, and he came across a group of "senior men" devotees. And he was patiently trying to break into their conversation, but they were apparently too busy discussing "what is the best fertilizer brand for pot plants"? So he just walked away, realizing they were never going to take interest in his issues. 

Hanuman is right, the senior devotees are very worried about "female diksha gurus" instead of the problems of banning, beating, molesting, lawsuits and murders, including the apparent poisoning of the pure devotee. 

And one of these ex-kulis told me that is also the problem with folks like Suresh das. Suresh is very worried about how Tulsi Gabbard is running for president, but she is not even an official member of ISKCON, rather she has been connected to the Siddhawasrupa program. As such, she has no actual weight in resolving anything in the ISKCON society as a non-member participant. Did I forget to mention the GBC has forbade people to associate with the Siddhaswarupa process?

So, in order to fix ISKCON Suresh wants to gather a group of CHRISTIANS to come to the Ratha Festival NEXT YEAR to protest Tulsi Gabbard. Meanwhile the founder fathers of the molester messiahs program go to these festivals every day, all the time, and no protest is being made? Ever? 

So these ex-kulis tell me they have to see the faces of the SAME people who orchestrated their molesting regime, and no one thinks it would be a good idea to organize a protest of this process? Including apparently, Suresh?

OK Suresh wants to organize the Christians to chant "Tulsi Gabbard is a fraud" at next year's Rathayatra. And this will fix ISKCON -- because? Meanwhile we are not getting the Christians to chant, "ISKCON gurus are from an illicit sex with men, women and children messiah's program"? This is why a a couple of ex-gurukulis said -- they want all the Prabhupada devotees to die because they are simply causing pain for others (by allowing deviants to be worshiped as Krishna's successors)? 

The good news is, we are getting newer people involved, and they think its their duty to protest and not acquiesce with bogus guru programs. They get it. Of course Suresh says he also listens to INFOWARS, hee hee, the same people who got into trouble for having lead contamination in their "Caveman Paleo Diet Bone Broth Soup"? Why are so many devotees getting involved with these foolish side issue things? Because then -- they can avoid dealing with fixing their religion. 

Well anyway, it is what it is, there has been a lot of compromise with these problems, which is how these problems flourished, plain and simple. Hanuman is right on here, good analysis. Oddly, Sulochana also said all of our opponents are zombies. When we were sitting somewhere and the GBC people started to approach us, he would laugh and say, "Watch it Puranjan, its a zombie attack." Hee hee. ys pd