I did not manufacture Ritvik (ISKCON Bangalore)

The GBC manufactured so many new species of guru, no one can count them, but here are a few samples: illicit sex guru, Vodka guru, censured guru, monitored guru, excommunicated guru, voted in guru, voted out guru, machine gun guru, deity stealing guru, temple stealing guru, money stealing guru, ping pong swami guru, buying mini skirts for underage female gurukula student guru, ... the list of previously unknown species of guru simply grows daily with this lot. ys pd