Meet God's Directing Manager, Hari Parshad Prabhu (North Carolina)

PADA: According to Hari Parshad's ISKCON GBC (and by citing the books of ISKCON) gurus are part of a "guru chain" of pure devotees coming in -- an ETERNAL and UNBROKEN chain of gurus -- direct from GOD. Each "link" in the guru chain is therefore alleged to be "as good as God" "as pure as God" and so on. 

And as such, God is the first "link" in their alleged eternal and unbroken guru chain. And then their over 100 post-1977 subsequent gurus are also "links" within that chain, just like GOD Himself is the main link. Therefore, these 100 people have been advertised as "shaksat Hari tvena gurus" i.e. "qualitatively as pure as God."  

Their (diksha) gurus are also advertised as those who are absorbing sins like Jesus (which is part of the definition of diksha). So they are an eternal link to God, and by our linking to them, we link with God. And as such, their gurus absolve our sins -- just as Jesus does. 

Indeed, their gurus are God's "living" spokesmen on Earth. 

Their gurus are also "rati keli siddha" a.k.a. assistants of the (pure servants of God) gopis." And songs and prayers are offered to these gurus in ISKCON's temples advertising that they are indeed rati keli / pure as God devotees. 

And ISKCON holds many annual "Vyasa Poojas" festivals for these gurus, claiming these over 100 people have been on the same level as Veda Vyasa (the author of the Vedas) and a pure devotee of God.  

And, by dint of being "gurus in a chain of God's successors" (who are also called acharyas) according to shastra -- these acharyas only speak as Krishna (God) dictates. 

Sounds great so far!

Ooops! 

Some of their guru "links" have been, according to the ISKCON spokesman Jayadvaita swami (Jay Israel) "engaged in illicit sex with men, women and possibly children." "Links" in a chain of gurus coming from God are sometimes engaged in debauchee behaviors? OK that is not stated anywhere in the Vedas or any bona fide religion, that the messiahs are often fallen debauchees?    

The second wave gurus in their process are bona fide because they have been "2/3 show of hands voted in" as gurus -- by first wave, the original illicit sex guru's cabal process. People who have been in the first wave of gurus, some of whom have engaged in illicit behaviors -- are qualified to "vote in" and certify another wave of messiahs?  

All this begs the questions:

1) What is a "chain of gurus from God" that contains "illicit sex with men, women and children" links in the chain? Of course, one GBC's guru lineage's defenders told me that "there are not too many" bad links in their chain. 

Thus, links that are equal to the original God link in purity are often bad, but "not too bad"? Can we sell cars that are not too safe, not too reliable, and in sum -- bad, but advertise that they are "not too bad"? They are as good as God and as such, as good as Jesus. Therefore they are bad, but "not too bad"? Thus, gurus who are engaged illicit sex with men, women and children are bad, but "not too bad"? Really? And Hari Parshad is an "advisor" to the committee that asserts these ideas?

2) If the first wave of gurus are deviated, how can they manifest and "vote in" the second wave of alleged pure successors? The impure can train up and certify the pure?  

3) Why would God's direct (shaksat) successors need Hari Parshad's "shastra advisory board" to advise and correct them? God is dictating the wrong information to His successor gurus, therefore Hari Parshad prabhu will correct God's bad directions to His successors with his "advisory" panel for the successors? 

How did Hari Parshad become God's correcting manager? 

This would mean, God is a mundane man, He makes mistakes, He gives bad directions to His successors. Yet not to worry! Hari Prashad will fix God's erroneous behavior and Hari Parshad will CORRECT, ADMINISTER OVER, and REPAIR God's defective directions to His successors. Indeed Hari Parsad will form and advisory board to manage the persons who are getting dictations from God so they can FIX THE MESS that God is making by giving bad dictations to His pure representatives!

Wow! So when God is making huge errors, huge mistakes, and He us bungling up His dictation to His pure representative, no problem! Call Hari Parsad and his guru fix it team, and they will repair the bad management God is doing by making bogus dictations to His successors! Hee hee! Did I forget to mention that the whole reason we fell into the material world is, we wanted to be God's manager, advisory committee and become His boss? ys pd